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STARFOX MUSIC BY ANDROID GRAPHICS BY ROB JACKSON PROGRAMMING BY MARK GORNALL WITH SPECIAL THANKS TO ARIOLASOFT - THE XK58000 MASTER CONTROL COMPUTER WELCOMES YOU ABOARD THE MKIV INTERGALACTIC STARFOX COMBAT AND ANHILIATION SPACE CRAFT. YOU CAN CALL ME AL-ICE. YOUR STARFIGHTER CAN ACHEIVE 8.5 OVER LIGHT SPEED, AND THATS FAST ENOUGH TO PUT YOUR EYES THROUGH THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD KID, SO TAKE IT EASY WITH THE WARP ENGINES! - PRIMARY IGNITION - SEQUENCE ON MATTER-ANTIMATTER POWER INDUCTION SYSTEMS, CAPTAIN. WARP ENGINE ANTIMATTER CONTROL SYSTEMS COMPUTER ON, - SCANNERS ARE CLEAN AND GREEN. GEO-SCAN SYSTEM ON - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE ATLANTA SYSTEM, ORBITING THE 7TH PLANET, PLASTITIES. YOU HAVE A FULL SUPPLY OF WARP JUICE AND HAVE REGISTERED ZERO KILLS ON THE SHIPS 'ENEMY TRACKED AND DESTROYED' KILL CONFIRMATION COMPUTER READ OUT. G-FORCE SHIELD COMPUTER AND SCANNER ON - NAVIGATION COMPUTER ON - X-PLANE CURRENTLY UP, LOOKS LIKE THERES SOMETHING BIG AND UGLY BEHIND US, SECTOR D4. LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE SUB-LIGHT MINERAL TRANSPORTERS FROM THE 8TH PLANET, PROBABLY FULL OF ALU-ORE. HYPERSPACE NAVIGATION SIGNAL TRANSMITTER-RECIEVER SYSTEM ON, TRANSMITING SIGNAL - SHIP LIGHTSPEED STRUCTURAL STRESS MONITOR ON - ENEMY DETECTION SYSTEM ON - NOTHING WITHIN A MILLION MILES OF HERE WORTH GOING AFTER KID. - HYPERSPACE NAVIGATION SIGNAL IS BACK IN, THAT WAS QUICK. RECIEVER SAYS WE'RE CLEAR FROM X56Y99Z34 ALL THE WAY TO THE GAHZA STAR SYSTEM. THERMO-DETENATION READERS... CHECK - WE HAVE A MALFUNCTION WITH THE SECOND READER... CHECKING... - SWITCHING IT TO AUXILIARY... - OK, THATS IT FIXED! ALL SYSTEMS UP AND RUNNING, STEREO IN-SHIP ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM.... KICK IT! - WELL KID, WHERE ARE WE GOING? EARTH'S A BIT QUIET THESE DAYS SINCE ALL THE BINARY KINGS MOVED TO THE OUTER RINGS OF THE GHANTOIN SYSTEM, BUT SEEING AS THE PENALTY FOR EXCESS PROFITEERING ON TELECOM FIRMS OUT THERE IS VAPOURISATION OF ALL THE FIRM DIRECTORS, I CAN SEE WHY THEY WENT. I HEAR THERES A STRAIN OF ORGANIC VIDEO GAMES THATS ESCAPED FROM THE ORBITING GREENHOUSE RINGS OF STALAGRAPHA AND ARE GROWING WILD ON THE PLANET, AS THE NORMAL ONES COST C380000 A PIECE, WE COULD GO DIG A FEW UP! I SEE DRIPSOFT HAVE RELEASED ANOTHER 4D FILM TIE IN PEICE OF SOFTWARE ON EARTH, LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER STUNNER, LIKE THE LAST ONE... OR WAS IT THE ONE BEFORE THAT? OR THAT? OI, STOP LAUGHIN, SOME DROIDS ON ALPHACENTURI REALLY LIKE THEM, EVEN IF THEY HAVE ONLY GOT 2 BYTES TO RUB TOGETHER IN THIER MEMRAMS. THE CARBON BASED LIFE ON SOCION HAD THIER BRAIN CELLS BLOWN INTO ORBIT BY SOMEONE SELLING SUB-LIGHT ROCKET FUEL TO PEOPLE AS MONSTERBOOZ, SO THAT COULD BE WORTH A LOOK! I SEE THERES A NEW BUDGET GAME OUT ON EARTH, 'BMX NINJAS BATTLE TO THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE IN SEARCH OF MULTILOAD GOLF DISEASES'! IT'S A STEAL AT ONLY C0.000007D AND THE SHIPS ENTERTAINMENT CONSOL HASN'T HAD A GOOD BLAST SINCE YAK'S LAST GAME. IT STARTED A CIVIL WAR ON SOME REFUSE COLLECTING SYSTEMS AND SEVERAL PROBE DROIDS HAVE BEEN DESPATCHED FROM THE PIRATE MOONS OF SATURN TO PICK IT UP. IF THE PIRATES ARE PUTTING OUT BINARY FREEZERS INTO SPACE THEN IN MUST BE HOT! MIND YOU, PIRATING AIN'T SO MUCH FUN SINCE SILLIVAL INVENTED THAT MEGADRIVE THAT COULD STORE THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE ON A PIECE OF DRIED DOGS EXCREMENT. I MEAN, THE IDIODEM PULSARS COMING OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM HAVEN'T BEAMED OUT A 'BLAH, WHERES ME DISK, IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME,MY BLACK AND DECKER ELECTRIC MORTGAGE TOASTER IS GOING TO HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION WITH YOUR KNEECAPS' MESSAGE FOR MONTHS.... - - 0!, MASTER CONTROL COMPUTER WELCOMES YOU ABOARD THE MKIV INTERGALACTIC STARFOX COMBAT AND ANHILIATION SPACE CRAFT. YOU CAN CALL ME AL-ICE. YOUR STARFIGHTER CAN ACHEIVE 8.5 OVER LIGHT SPEED, AND THATS FAST ENOUGH TO PUT YOUR EYES THROUGH THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD KID, SO TAKE IT EASY WITH THE WARP ENGINES! - PRIMARY IGNITION - SEQUENCE ON MATTER-ANTIMATTER POWER INDUCTION SYSTEMS, CAPTAIN. WARP ENGINE ANTIMATTER CONTROL SYSTEMS COMPUTER ON, - 2SCANNERS ARE CLEAN AND GREEN. GEO-SCAN SYSTEM ON - !IWE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE ATLANTA SYSTEM, ORBITING THE 7TH PLANET, PLASTITIES. YOU HAVE A FULL SUPPLY OF WARP JUICE AND HAVE REGISTERED ZERO KILLS ON THE SHIPS 'ENEMY TRACKED AND DESTROYED' KILL CONFIRMATION COMPUTER READ OUT. G-FORCE SHIELD COMPUTER AND SCANNER ON - XNAVIGATION COMPUTER ON - !LX-PLANE CURRENTLY UP, LOOKS LIKE THERES SOMETHING BIG AND UGLY BEHIND US, SECTOR D4. LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE SUB-LIGHT MINERAL TRANSPORTERS FROM THE 8TH PLANET, PROBABLY FULL OF ALU-ORE. HYPERSPACE NAVIGATION SIGNAL TRANSMITTER-RECIEVER SYSTEM ON, TRANSMITING SIGNAL - .SHIP LIGHTSPEED STRUCTURAL STRESS MONITOR ON - [ENEMY DETECTION SYSTEM ON - =NOTHING WITHIN A MILLION MILES OF HERE WORTH GOING AFTER KID. - HYPERSPACE NAVIGATION SIGNAL IS BACK IN, THAT WAS QUICK. RECIEVER SAYS WE'RE CLEAR FROM X56Y99Z34 ALL THE WAY TO THE GAHZA STAR SYSTEM. THERMO-DETENATION READERS - - WE HAVE A MALFUNCTION WITH THE SECOND READER - SWITCHING IT TO AUXILIARY - OK, THATS IT FIXED! - ?ALL SYSTEMS UP AND RUNNING, STEREO IN-SHIP ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM - WELL KID, WHERE ARE WE GOING? EARTH'S A BIT QUIET THESE DAYS SINCE ALL THE BINARY KINGS MOVED TO THE OUTER RINGS OF THE GHANTOIN SYSTEM, BUT SEEING AS THE PENALTY FOR EXCESS PROFITEERING ON TELECOM FIRMS OUT THERE IS VAPOURISATION OF ALL THE FIRM DIRECTORS, I CAN SEE WHY THEY WENT. I HEAR THERES A STRAIN OF ORGANIC VIDEO GAMES THATS ESCAPED FROM THE ORBITING GREENHOUSE RINGS OF STALAGRAPHA AND ARE GROWING WILD ON THE PLANET, AS THE NORMAL ONES COST C38 - A PIECE, WE COULD GO DIG A FEW UP! I SEE DRIPSOFT HAVE RELEASED ANOTHER 4D FILM TIE IN PEICE OF SOFTWARE ON EARTH, LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER STUNNER, LIKE THE LAST ONE - OR WAS IT THE ONE BEFORE THAT? OR THAT? OI, STOP LAUGHIN, SOME DROIDS ON ALPHACENTURI REALLY LIKE THEM, EVEN IF THEY HAVE ONLY GOT 2 BYTES TO RUB TOGETHER IN THIER MEMRAMS. THE CARBON BASED LIFE ON SOCION HAD THIER BRAIN CELLS BLOWN INTO ORBIT BY SOMEONE SELLING SUB-LIGHT ROCKET FUEL TO PEOPLE AS MONSTERBOOZ, SO THAT COULD BE WORTH A LOOK! I SEE THERES A NEW BUDGET GAME OUT ON EARTH, 'BMX NINJAS BATTLE TO THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE IN SEARCH OF MULTILOAD GOLF DISEASES'! IT'S A STEAL AT ONLY C0. - 7D AND THE SHIPS ENTERTAINMENT CONSOL HASN'T HAD A GOOD BLAST SINCE YAK'S LAST GAME. IT STARTED A CIVIL WAR ON SOME REFUSE COLLECTING SYSTEMS AND SEVERAL PROBE DROIDS HAVE BEEN DESPATCHED FROM THE PIRATE MOONS OF SATURN TO PICK IT UP. IF THE PIRATES ARE PUTTING OUT BINARY FREEZERS INTO SPACE THEN IN MUST BE HOT! MIND YOU, PIRATING AIN'T SO MUCH FUN SINCE SILLIVAL INVENTED THAT MEGADRIVE THAT COULD STORE THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE ON A PIECE OF DRIED DOGS EXCREMENT. I MEAN, THE IDIODEM PULSARS COMING OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM HAVEN'T BEAMED OUT A 'BLAH, WHERES ME DISK, IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME,MY BLACK AND DECKER ELECTRIC MORTGAGE TOASTER IS GOING TO HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION WITH YOUR KNEECAPS' MESSAGE FOR MONTHS -
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